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The sentence said at the beginning of any video which is sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends™️, an immersive online experience with everything you'd expect from a brand new RPG title.
This video is sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends™️. RAID: Shadow Legends™️ is an immersive online experience with everything you'd expect from a brand new RPG title. It's got an amazing storyline, awesome 3D graphics, giant boss fights, PVP battles, and hundreds of never before seen champions to collect and customize. I never expected to get this level of performance out of a mobile game. Look how crazy the level of detail is on these champions! RAID: Shadow Legends™️ is getting big real fast, so you should definitely get in early. Starting now will give you a huge head start. There's also an upcoming Special Launch Tournament with crazy prizes! And not to mention, this game is absolutely free! So go ahead and check out the video description to find out more about RAID: Shadow Legends™️. There, you will find a link to the store page and a special code to unlock all sorts of goodies. Using the special code, you can get 50,000 Silver immediately, and a FREE Epic Level Champion as part of the new players program, courtesy of course of the RAID: Shadow Legends™️ devs.
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Raid: Shadow Legends 

But before this video begins, we actually have a sponsor! Retard shadow legends is for the lowest most fucking boring squids on the planet. If you find this game fun then you probably suck off Sam drew twice a week. Shut up shadow lengends has over ten million middle aged men with sexual fantasies about the female champions globally! Be sure to check out raid shadow legends today! There are over 400 unique heroes including the EPIC pickle Rick! The graphics are as epic as console graphics as well!!!!!!!!!!!! My fathers escaped from prison pleas hel
OMFG SAM DREW PLAYS RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS I WNNA SLURP HIS SKIMY CHODE

Stf the fuck up squid

Shadow the Hedgehog 

The coolest character in gaming history. He often swears (d*mn) and uses g*ns. He is very cool and edgy and I want to be just like him when I grow up. My mum says he is a bad influence and that he doesn’t display Christian values, but I don’t care (don’t tell mum)
Cool person: Hey do you know Shadow the Hedgehog?
Uncool person: No, he sounds annoying
Shadow the hedgehog: Damn

The Last Shadow Puppets 

A small band consisted of Miles Kane and Alex Turner. Most of their songs are about their sexual tendencies for each other, but that's alright. You can tell.
Reporter: Alexa, now why did you break up with Alex Turner, that fine ass sonofabitch?
Alexa: Because of The Last Shadow Puppets

Shadow Puker

Someone who sneaks off from a party unnoticed to puke, then sneaks back ( usually with a drink still in hand) and acts like nothing happened.
"Why does Mary keep sneaking off and returning?" " Oh, she must be a Shadow Puker "
Shadow Puker by dlhammel December 5, 2016

Poo Shadow 

A residual film of poo following intense anal. Located upon the pubic area of the pitcher, it is a member of the Dirty Sanchez family, and may also be referred to as "Five O'Clock Feces".
"After we got done there was poop everywhere- on the sheets, in the ceiling fan, on the front porch...I looked down and noticed that there was some on me too. I had a poo shadow from my bellybutton to my nuts. It came right off, but it sure did smell. -Trooper J
Poo Shadow by Dirty Diana 315 October 17, 2008

shadow polish 

Something that doesn't really exist, that can only be sold to the really stupid or gullible.
Obama's health care program is shadow polish.
shadow polish by wjc January 9, 2010