schagma 

Excess build up of sweat and bodily secretions in or around the genitals.

I was going to go down on her but the smell of schagma made me puke.

schagma by Coccobeauty October 18, 2006

Schlawg 

(pronounced with a heavy Southern accent)
1. A large uncircumcised, usually Southern, penis
2. What you say when you want to have sex with someone with a large uncircumcised, usually Southern penis

Do you want any schlawg on it?

His schlawg is so huge!

I just love your schlawg, Allen!

Schlawg by momstien January 18, 2009

schmagma 

a pungent, pasty, and gooey substance that forms in the foreskin of a penis.

After three days of extraneous activity and no shower my dick formed a very unpleasant type of schmagma.

schmagma by bac bac bac January 30, 2010

schlamackle 

a jew

schlamackle by Anonymous June 29, 2003

schlawg 

1. a somewhat long, thick, uncircumcised penis, usually of a Southern man

2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having sex

Man, he has an awesome schlawg!

Q: Do you want some schlawg on it?
A: Yes. Yes, I do.

schlawg by Schlawger February 28, 2009

Schmagma 

lint on the foreskin of a man's lucious penis

also known as a case of "dirty dick"

My marine, Joe, gone in the war for so long, no shower, no moist toilette, no whitie tities, was suffering from schmagma.

Schmagma by Jessica/Andres November 23, 2003

schlawg 

1. a thick, somewhat long, uncircumcised penis, usually attached to a Southern man.

2. a metaphorical condiment used as a euphemism for sex

Wow, he has an amazing schlawg.

Do you want any schlawg on it?

schlawg by Cornelius22 January 22, 2009