schmuckness per pound

A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.

"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."

schmuckness per pound by The Fly February 9, 2004

Shfucked 

When you are so drunk you don't remember anything from the other night

"I was so SHFUCKED the other night i don't remember anything i did at all

Shfucked by Erik Mayn February 2, 2009

shfuck

a word that is used for when you feel like swearing, but not really. so when you say "shfuck", you are kind of swearing, but not really. :]

"oh shfuck, i forgot my gym sneakers!"

shfuck by codie ! October 16, 2008

tabloid schmuck. 

the ABC reporters

Assange: tabloid schmuck.

tabloid schmuck. by assange April 13, 2011

schmuckatelli 

the last name for the marine corps version of 'john doe', which is joe schmuckatelli.

every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.

schmuckatelli by trevor plantangenent November 23, 2019

schmuckenschmick

The real 3rd gender, usually assigned to those by the name of Tyler. Not Tyler, sorry my ni🅱️🅱️a

Person: So you’re a male or a female?
Tyler: Actually, I identify as Schmuckenschmick

schmuckenschmick by Not clever enough for names April 28, 2019

schmuck-on-wheels

derogatory term used to express disbelief towards a personal request made by somebody who appears to be taking advantage of one's good nature

originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.

person 1: "mate, reckon you could give me a lift to the train station at 4am tomorrow? i'll buy you a packet of skittles"
person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"

schmuck-on-wheels by D-Bizz November 27, 2006