auntology

The study of your parents' sisters. Pronounce like ontology.

I'm working on the auntology of my mother's weird sister.

auntology by ufo42 May 28, 2013

cuntology 

the study and maintainence of being a complete liability and absolute areshole

people who study cuntology are usually pissed, have no money and remain a social outcast during their sobriety.

cuntology by dan bash July 24, 2007

Peniology 

Study Course in which men line up outside a clinic in order to have their penis examined using a metre stick. The purpose of this is to determine whether or not they suffer from micropenis. The course spans over a total of 25 years.

Shoutout to Kiera.

Kiera-"Mum, Dad, I got into University.

Mum- " I'm so proud of you, Kiera, what are you studying?
Kiera-"Peniology.
Dad-"Never heard of it, What is it?
Kiera-"Look it up.
(They look it up)
Both Parents-"I think it's time you leave"
Kiera-"Why?
Dad-"Listen, I'm gonna be honest- you're a dissapointment that's why.

Peniology by MASTEROFPENIOLOGY October 6, 2017

Platology 

An amalgamation of lectures and philosophies including, but not limited to: Being the face of Bejing Corn, Crocodile Jesus, and the way things were in the military. Each session usually occupies 45-75 minutes of your time, with extended lessons reaching upwards of 1.5 hrs. You will usually find yourself zoning out and just agreeing by nodding through multiple “N’all”’s and “MGHERHERHERHER”’s

“I had to get that spreadsheet done by 3:00 before my call, but Platology struck at 2:30, I guess they can get fucked’n’all today.”

Platology by E-diddy July 17, 2023

punology 

The art of studying puns

Girl: How do you know so much about jokes and puns?

Boy: Because I study Punology obviously.

punology by Lolthatsfunny December 30, 2013

pitology 

It is simply the study of pits. Of course, a pitlologist must pick a field to specialize in (e.g., watermelon pits, BBQ pits, or the study of pitiful situations and puns).

When I grow up I want to study pitology since I'm so good at falling into them. I'm going to study pits in the Amazon, Aztec ruins, ancient Buddhist temples, and various tombs in Egypt and India.

pitology by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

poatology 

The study of poat

The poat inflicted man was studied by the poatology studing professor

poatology by Poater's helper February 7, 2009