petulant 

In an easily irritated or annoyed manner.

My friend is such a petulant person.

My mom is tired of dealing with us petulant children.

petulant by Doyouknowthewordsthatiknow? November 19, 2018

Postulate of the sexes 

When forced to choose between either a male or female to have with on a stranded island, it is best to choose a female because you can eat a female without killing her.

Ay yo, I'm about to be stranded on an island, can you help choose some one to bring with so I can cannibalize them at some point.

Well acccording to the postulate of the sexes you should choose a female so you can eat her without killing her.

Postulate of the sexes by Tar baby people December 8, 2010

Petulant 

a man of ill temper. over very extreamly trifle banter! Usually of welsh decent! Also usually called Eddy or Ed

Eddy you Petulant Child!

Petulant by Game2312 July 8, 2010

postulate 

A scientific word meaning to "pull from one's ass." In the below sentence, this means that one or more scientists pulled that fact out of their asses. Whether or not they pulled your mom from one or more of their asses is left open to question. She may still be in there.

Scientists postulate that your mom has been fucked over two billion times in human history.

postulate by Mecha Godzilla November 3, 2007

Petulant 

An ill tempered person or unreasonably irritable. Generally of Welsh origin now livinging in England with English wife and child. Also generally a rugby player

wow Taffy st being so Petulant!!!!

Petulant by game2312 July 8, 2010

petulance

forward or insolent
impatient or irritable, esp. over petty things; peevish

kelly: shane made me walk home in the dark by myself

eleanor : omg the absolute petulance of him

petulance by leonacmf December 30, 2011

Petulant 

Donald Trump

He is acting petulant, just like Donald Trump.

Petulant by Osprey101 January 9, 2017