a very sexy italian and if she's not italian i bet shes still pretty sexy!!! if you walk past one of these you will find yourself in an incredibly erect position!!!

"mate why are you sat down?" "ornella just walked past!!"

Ornella by jh4oj August 26, 2011

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thigh opener

any type of alcohol that will turn an usually chaste woman into a raging nymphomaniac.

Everyone kept telling me forget Betty, she's gonna die a virgin, well after a couple shots of thigh opener........... need I say more.

thigh opener by elpasospike November 14, 2009

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Oren

An incredibly handsome and talented individual who might be revered by some as a demigod by some. Orens are usually regarded as members of a humanoid super-species that transcends the bounds of space, time, and conventional measurements of attractiveness.

Wow, you have the strength of ten men, the grace of a majestic eagle, and the voice of an choir of angels; you're such an Oren!

I wish I was an Oren.

Oren by UDTruthTellr September 8, 2013

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Season Opener

Noun. The first girl you fuck after a streak of not getting it in for a long time. Usually a fugly girl who you wouldn't normally fuck, but do so anyway out of the necessity to warm up and get back in the game.

Subey: "Moustapha, you should fuck Moby as a season opener because you haven't been able to get it in since the accident and you need some practice, yeah?"
Moustapha: "Oh Hell yea. Usually I'm repulsed by her because she's a big girl, but I have the biggest boner now just thinking about her. I'll seduce her with my new Ralph Lauren scarf."

Season Opener by Krazy K 69 February 11, 2014

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