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McNastyism 

McNastyism is the religion in where the followers believe that Becker is god!This religion dates back to ancient times and was first established on the Isle of Bekker, an island neighboring the lost city of Atlantis! Becker is thought to be the lost god of sex and violence in greek mythology but due to his controversial behavior the greek people feared him and wrote him out of there history! The havok armada of the isle of Bekker later recovered the McNasty Gospels just south of Atlantis and soon after found the Book of Mastercox and the commandments of weaver completing the holy trinity of McNastyism!The religion then was lost for several years until the time of the salem witch hunts where an alleged witch discovered the location of the 3 books and then in the early 90's a pbs film crew discovered some relics of beckers while searching for atlantis! Now McNastyism is an increasingly popular religion! Well known followers of McNastyism include; Matt Becker, Kyle Cox, Kenton Weaver, The cast of Bio-Dome,over half of Hollywood, and The Trix Rabbit who is a high preist!
Theologian: What religion do you practice?

Guy at the porn shop: McNastyism duh!

Theologian: ah yes very good! Me too my son!
McNastyism by matt-becker April 6, 2009
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SHAG MCNASTY 

A DUMB THICCCCC DEER AND I MEAN IT MAKES YOU GO "DAMN THATS A SHAG MCNASTY"
SO INTHE WOOD YESTERDAY WE SEEN A 4. BUT IN THE WAS THAT GOT DAMN SHAG MCNASTY.
SHAG MCNASTY by D-WOP MCNASTY January 29, 2020

thug mcnasty 

The boss of bitches, thuggest of all, and usually don't fuck with the bullshit. Real name is usually Erin.
Step aside, Thug McNasty is in the room.
thug mcnasty by THUG MCNASTY February 11, 2014

Cinnamon McNasty 

Famous porn star from Santa Clara who pioneered the genre of Trailer Park Porn
Cinnamon McNasty is one of the greatest role models in America of the 21st century
Cinnamon McNasty by nuttyDave12 September 27, 2011

German McNasty Burger 

after having sex the partners take a shit onto a bun and eat the shit sandwich then afterwards both puke into different cups and drink out of the cups and scream "Remeber the Alamo!"
Me and my girl tryed the German McNasty Burger last night n it turned me on!

Busty McNasty 

A chick with a tramp stamp tattooed across her tits
A Busty McNasty just flashed me on Bourbon Street!
Busty McNasty by MOCO & P-Phat November 8, 2012

shat mcnasty 

When you are on the verge of taking possibly the most disgustingly smelly, nastiest, painful, room clearing, eye watering, breath shortening, leg falling asleep shit ever...period.

Usually performed at the most inopportune time imaginable:
1) The company picnic where toilet paper is not accessable.
2)Your new girlfriends parents house when meeting them for the first time.
3)While driving the hottest chick home from the bar.
4)At a funeral.
5)At a wedding
6)In church
7)At a sorority house while in the midst of strip poker
8)Before or during a threesome with twins.
9)When cuffed in a police car, or in jail.
10)While attending a sporting event with "open stall" bathrooms.
11)at any store or restaurant without locks on the single throne bathroom.
12)At your inlaws.
A shat mcnasty is the shat of all shats, the dump of all dumps, the king of all craps, the morning after eating at any mexican taco stand.
Dude: "what happened last night after I had to leave?"

Dude 2: "the Olsen twins lost their hand in strip poker and got naked looking for you....where did you go?"

Dude: "after eating all that mexican food and drinking that pisswater they call beer, I went to the ihop and took a shat mcnasty. I blew it out in there and cleared the place, I think they called the fire department."

Dude 2: "did you go home and shower after that?"

Dude: "I had to"
shat mcnasty by rileyriley April 29, 2010