Mulumpkin

Playful masterbation while taking a bountiful dump.

Brent had stayed up all night eating burritos, the next morning he performed a Mulumpkin before his shower.

Mulumpkin by Sloozeberry January 21, 2009

Dumpy Mcshlumpkins 

A word to describe someone who has passed the vibe check.

Yo dumpy mcshlumpkins nice outfit.

Dumpy Mcshlumpkins by Lolxdrawrsz November 29, 2019

Dirty mcpumpkin 

When a guy gets a 6 piece happy meal eats it and throws up on a girl who is drinking a pumpkin spice latte.

I gave Sharon a dirty mcpumpkin at the McDonald’s play place on east colfax.

Dirty mcpumpkin by Cacapeepeepoopoo October 31, 2022