lazer bear 

A bear dressed up with a Canadian flag for a cape and walks around with two spazzy cats. Red lasers shoot out of its eyes and kill you instantly. It moves really, really fast.

Dude, me and Bill were walkin' home yesterday when this giant lazer bear showed up! the cats devoured Bill's face while the bear totally burned him. Then it ran away really fast. It was horrible.

lazer bear by sean_is_a_woman September 27, 2005

Lazerbeam 

A bloody legend who is the best YouTuber of all time

Look it’s a lazerbeam

Lazerbeam by Bobcampyo May 27, 2019

P-996 Lazer 

This is the fighter jet off of Grand Theft Auto 5. This is not to be confused with the new Hydra jet from the Heists update. This is a normal fighter jet. It has missiles, lock-on missiles, and a machine gun cannon with explosive rounds. It is found in Fort Zancudo.

I got a P-996 Lazer! I'm going to give everyone air support now.

P-996 Lazer by RachelNorton22 March 12, 2015

LazerPig 

The most based defense analyst in the history of modern warfare. Only barely outclassed by Sun Tzu.

I'd let LazerPig have my babies

LazerPig by Most credible defender September 14, 2022

Lazer Chad 

A youtuber / streamer / artist . also a part of KAG clan and the GG smp.

Lazer Chad sucks at Minecraft.

Lazer Chad by mr Goat 69 April 16, 2021

Black Lazer 

a good roblox youtuber

Yo wassup guys its Black lazer welcome back to another video.

Black Lazer by Mincraf lets play March 10, 2022

lazerbeam 

its a crackpipe duh

sublime has a song about it "Lazerbeam"

lazerbeam by Kenyon artin April 12, 2011