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The name of a psyciatric ward in Sortland, Norway. People come in like fine, polite people and leave as sheepraping swearing rude sexist racist greeen russ.
*At kleiva, the sheeps got more cum in them than blood
*He's telling everyone to go fuck themselves! He must be from Kleiva.
Kleiva by Green Russ 09 April 28, 2009
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A beautiful person in and out. If you know a person named keita you need to hold on to them for life! You don't choose a person named keita they choose you. Most of the keita's I know talented and are always successful. although they can be seen as conceited, they are actually just very confident. The worst thing to do is break their heart i promise they'll ruin your life.
boy: Damn shawty you fine asf, whats your name?"
girl: "Thanks, its keita"
keita by baddie abbie January 31, 2021
she a BhadI3 foa'sua solid vibes loves llamas for dayz thinks there OG az

I Aint Above you I Aint Below you IM beside you. dont test her love there wont be another

staywoke

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_crippleddawaf
kelita, not so basic Basic ITCHESBAY haha

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kelita by annonymous556 June 17, 2021
Keita is a loving person she is funny, risk taker, crazy and lazy. Keita's love animals. It can be used for a boy and girl. Keita's are active and hate reading.
Person 1:Hey that girl is so funny!

Person 2: Yo she is a total Keita
Keita by Jdjshfjs October 21, 2018
Bhad13xo pretty lill aurrah solid vibes loves llamas staywoke

_crippleddawaf
kelita, not so basic Basic ITCHESBAY haha
kelita by annonymous556 June 17, 2021

keitai banshee 

A young uncouth Japanese woman (often a Kogal/ganguro type) who screams into her mobile phone (known as a keitai in Japan) while in public - especially on trains or in restaurants.

Keitai - mobile phone
Banshee - a mythical woman who kills by screaming in such a high pitch that it breaks glass and the arteries of its victim's body so that they drown in their own blood.
"If that keitai banshee at the end of this carriage doesnt shut up in a moment, I am going to plant my foot in her ass"

"I am so tempted to grab that keitai banshee's phone and snap it in half"

keitai banshee by Kraken December 29, 2007