jozie mccraney 

An Incredibly amazing person who everyone wants to be!

Omgosh you are such a Jozie McCraney!

jozie mccraney by jozie mccraney October 18, 2015

Jazzie 

The Numero uno. The only one. The Queen of the jungle arcade! It's when a female is so fly, so cool, so utterly in sync with the universe she has to be a Jazzie. You can only hope to get close to the amazingness that is her. And if you by chance are associated with a Jazzie, then you are truly one of this existence's lucky few people that can say they know the most dangerously coolest person in history.

*Person 1 is chewing on a chunk of asphalt*

Jazzie: Sup homeslice?

*Person 1 sprouts wings, dons a halo, and charges into a spontaneous occurring battle while playing saxophone*

Jazzie by ThePseudoFado February 18, 2011

Jezzie 

Someone who is well known to have had sex with most people in their ends

JSav “you know that girl Hanna , she’s some jezzie”
J1 “Yh she just gave me and the mandem slops in the alley”

Jezzie by 3Sj 🅾️ Way or no way December 5, 2020

Jozie 

A sweet little girl who is cute and playful. She may get a little mad when she doesn't get her way but other than that she's really sweet.

See the playground on the corner there's jozie let's go join her!

Jozie by Sunnyandbright March 27, 2017

Jazzies 

1 Dark chocolate squares covered in millions (tiny little sweets). They're called snowies if they're white milk chocolate.
2 Someone who is always looking extra spectacular.
3 Another name for Tinky Winky from the teletubbies.

Example for 1

Tony Blair: George, can you gimme some more jazzies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. Thnx.

Example for 2

Gwen Stefani: Hey Akon, wtf Christina MIlian is really fukin pissin me off. She thinks she's a jazzie!
Akon: wow she is!!!!!!

Example for 3:

Toddler 1: Yay! Yay! Teletubbies is on!!!! Wo ha!
Toddler 2: My favourites La la! Wat about yours?
Toddler 1: Jazzie! Jazzie! JAzzie! Jazzie!

Jazzies by Evrythingztaken December 15, 2008

Jizzies 

A feeling where you feel happy and have an urge to masturbate or sexually please your self

Gosh those men gave me the jizzies
The jizzies are strong with this wrong

Jizzies by dandan1097 April 25, 2014

Jazzie 

The type of girl if you have in your life you should never let go. A lot of people just see her for the first thing they notice- her looks but she's so much more than that. Once you've got a Jazzie in your life you forget what it's like without her. She's beautiful inside and out and the most unforgettable girl ever! She may not have much confidence but she the rarest out there. She’ll be on your side to the end. She's intelligent, brave, and kind. She's worth the effort you have to put in and more. She feels like sunshine and a rollercoaster at the same time, a beautiful adventure. She's all the colours at once with at full brightness. She makes you want to be a better person, a better guy, for her.

Person 1: hey man, who’s your home screen?

Person 2: oh her? That's Jazzie man, she's unexplainable and the most beautiful thing I've encountered!

Person 1: hold onto her! If you don’t I will!

Jazzie by AlextheArschloch August 26, 2020