pinkiejack horsepie

pinkiejack horsepie is when a man buys a stuffed pinkie pie doll, and proceeds to tear a hole in the back to fuck it. After he cums in it he'll watch bojack horseman while sewing the doll back up.

Last Thursday I grabbed a pinkie pie doll from toys r us and pulled a pinkiejack horsepie on it.

pinkiejack horsepie by pissypiss December 25, 2020

Horsepitality 

When a cowboy invites people to enjoy his ranch.

Partner, you sure showed your horsepitality to us.

Horsepitality by Magnumb,Private Eye February 12, 2022

Mental Horsepower 

When you personally have made a repair to a machine and feel that it works better just because you worked on it. Even if the part of the machine you worked on would not make it work any better.

Jim: "I replaced the heater core in my car, now it seems faster..."
Sam: "I've heard of that before."
Jim: "Seems to run smoother too!?"
Sam: "That's Mental Horsepower!"

Mental Horsepower by MNIGHT August 21, 2009

Don't leave horsepower in the showroom 

A metaphorical rule to live by: don't make the mistake of choosing the cheaper option to save a buck in the short run, when you'll curse yourself later for not getting the better-grade product/service in the long run.

Eric: "What was I thinking buying that Porsche with the V-4 instead of the V-6 -- it handled like a Formula 1 car but is a total slug in a straight line!"
Tim: "Dude, you broke rule number 1 -- don't leave horsepower in the showroom."
And so --
Maddie: "This well Margarita sucks -- why didn't I get the Cadillac for two bucks more?"
Amy: "Exactly. Don't leave horsepower in the showroom, sweetie."

Don't leave horsepower in the showroom by FitofPeak January 2, 2015

hosepipe 

A hillbilly term for a garden hose.

I took the hosepipe and sprayed down my car.

hosepipe by Jeffrey Moritz April 5, 2006

Horseporn 

Pornography depicting and directly involving equine.

An exclamation used in situations similar to "fuck!" intended to arouse a greater amount of shock among audiences. Great for surprising nearby folks and making them feel akward.

Also can be used to describe something as being BS or meaningless

Person 1: Dude, there was gum on that bench you just sat on.

Person 2: Aw, Horseporn!

Person 1: I just aced my chemistry exam!

Person 2: What? Like hell you did, that's horseporn!

Horseporn by Pinko November 27, 2004

Horsegirl 

Someone who is weirdly religious and is obsessed with horses. This girl cannot stop talking about horses. Like, she can’t. They will usually have overalls and skinny glasses along with a stupid hairstyle. Usually, they’ll be around 10 years of age.

Bitch, stop wearing that, horsegirl lookin ass.

Horsegirl by i am an ex-horsegirl. January 20, 2019