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glendale 

a placerun by armenians with Mecedes audi's and BMW's. The Cops in glendale are assholes and pull everyonesover for everything. the parties get raided and everyone knows everyone & gossips all day long...
" fuckin glendale bro lets go chill at In & Out "

" BROOO I Live in Glendale the WACKEST City EVER... "
glendale by Lisa April 12, 2004
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A very amazing, genuine and beautiful person and friend; Very creative person; a teacher.
She is definitely a Glenda friend.
That teacher is truly a Glenda.
Glenda by lill mama February 4, 2010

glendale heights 

Town surrounded by Glen Ellyn, Carol Stream, Addison, and Bloomingdale. Often referred to as a Ghetto, even though it's median income per household is $68,000. This is most likely because it isn't as rich as Glen Ellyn. There are no high schools so all of the middle schoolers are separated into different ones based on where they live. There are many pawn shops, checking advance, and laundromats in Glendale Heights. There is no downtown, most of the businesses are near the borders of Glen Ellyn or Bloomingdale.
If you want to do something fun, go out to eat, watch a movie, buy clothes, etc. get the hell out of Glendale Heights! But if you need a pay day advance or to pawn something you stole there are many locations.

Glenngasm 

The true euphoric feeling when Glenn is around. Achieve the Glenngasm.
I just endured and cherished the Glenngasm
Glenngasm by Mega Mango Wango June 26, 2018
There’s very few Glennae’s out there and they are fine asf. No questions asked. Glennae is a fit girl with nice, muscular legs, and a great sense of humor. She probably does dance and she is really intelligent. Glennae is loyal and a gorgeous woman built with sass and class, and may even become a celebrity at some point. Who knows? Find yourself a Glennae before they become extinct.
Have you seen Glennae? Everyone is raving about how hot she is!
Glennae by YolandaForTheWin October 5, 2021

Glendale Screwjob 

When somebody has earned high praise but award is accompanied with disrespect. The reward is given and then the recipient is spit on and then kicked in the balls by the person giving the award.
Chuck: Did you hear TCU is going to the Fiesta Bowl?

Brad: I know, but they are playing Boise St.

Chuck: Damn, what a Glendale Screwjob.
Glendale Screwjob by 817chuck December 7, 2009

The Glenda Effect 

1) Causing a natural disaster in a faraway location by singing or humming
2) Replacing the innocence of corrupted middle school students while being entirely insane yourself
When Jennifer could no longer make a "that's what she said" joke, we knew that it was a result of the Glenda effect.