Rumpelstiltskin 

A rumpelstiltskin is a fart that refuses to take leave of the environment until the person from whence it came offers up their first-born as an offering; its decay is that slow.

Man 1: Yo don't go up in that room. "Joe" let a rumpelstiltskin go an hour ago. It feels like your swimming in gravy up there.

Man 2: Fuck.

Rumpelstiltskin by chch27 February 20, 2009

rumpelstiltskin 

A joke played in an office environment where the perpetrator leaves a piece of feces in the break-room refrigerator.

Frank thought it would be funny to pull a rumpelstiltskin on Friday. Now I have to throw out my extra taco bells.

rumpelstiltskin by SweetBill February 11, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin 

When a man sticks his pinky in a mature woman's anus to the point of milking her prostate. Also known as Pinky Pumpin.

Thomas was pounding Margaret doggy style when he thought to tickle her fancy by giving her a much needed Rumpelstiltskin.

Rumpelstiltskin by MilkinKittens July 3, 2010

Rumpelstiltskin 

A cocktail consisting of vodka and Dr. Pepper. It is traditionally served over ice in a juice glass.

Bartender, I'll have a Rumpelstiltskin and a beer.

Rumpelstiltskin by SaintArnold December 19, 2010

Rumpelstiltskin 

A freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv and who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him.

Rumpelstiltskin: (wanking) Go on say it
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..

Rumpelstiltskin by manyperson August 10, 2009

Reverse Rumpelstiltskin 

When a man (or sometimes a woman) is eating out the asshole of a man while jerking him off. Once both parties have finished-- the man eating the asshole backs off, and the man who recieved the eating then proceeds to projectile shit all of the man who ate his ass hole, getting it everywhere (including in the mans Mouth).

This is not no be confused with a rumplestiltskin, which is when a man gives another man a blowjob while shitting and then vomits down his ass ( see urbad dictionary Rumplestilskin)

"Dude, you smell like shit! did you get a Reverse Rumpelstiltskin?"

Reverse Rumpelstiltskin by Loss Prevention Officer2 October 5, 2011

Lumpelstiltskin 

A somewhat insulting but funny name to call your fat friend who is trying to lose weight. Play on Rumpelstiltskin

*Rumpelstiltskin is a dwarf in a Brothers Grimm fairy tale who spun straw into gold.

Don't eat that donut or you'll get even fatter, Lumpelstiltskin!

Lumpelstiltskin by Porquita April 3, 2009