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Crackwhore Day 

A holiday for people with crackwhores for mothers or other close relatives. Crack becomes the religion of the mother, and thus they don't have any holiday traditions, such as Christmas or Hanukkah.
Celebrated on December 3rd, Crackwhore day is traditionally celebrated with the giving and receiving of various jigsaw puzzles.
Though it began as a celebration for relatives of crackwhores, any are welcome to celebrate this versatile holiday.
Hooray! I was given a Willy Wonka puzzle for Crackwhore Day! Thanks, buddy!
Crackwhore Day by Jessie Hurd December 15, 2008

crackwhore 

The name given to a female member of society that in return for sexual favors will recieve crack cocaine. This bitch may seem timid at first, but is quite the slut once you've mentioned the crack cocaine.
Guy 1- My mom is such a bitch, she didn't even pack me the right lunchables. GOD DAMMIT I FUCKING HATE HER!!! That crackwhore bitch.
Guy 2- heller m8 , wuts a creck wore?

Guy 1- my mom

Ass Crackwhore 

A woman with a tattoo on the small of her back, aka tramp stamp, signifying she is of a higher sexual experience, and also most likely under the use of drugs do to the hideousness of her face, and/or her body. Usually of a lower intelligence, and sometimes borderline retarded.
I was totally about to mack on some girl, when i saw the tattoo on the small of her back, and realized she was a major ass crackwhore.
Ass Crackwhore by Casey Llewoh November 30, 2007

Crackwhore 

a female who does sexual favours for cash and drugs
Crackwhore by unknown August 31, 2003

everyones favorite crackwhore 

I think it is pretty self explanatory.
One who excels in being a crackhead whore, sometimes whoring oneself for said crack and being everyones favorite of them at the same time. I say shirts with the phrase "EVERYONES FAVORITE CRACKWHORE" must be worn by them at all times, make it mandatory.
1) Lucy
2) Courtney Love
are both great examples of everyones favorite crackwhore