carrot cake 

when ur getting a blowjob, u ask the girl to look up, then u vomit all over her face, then you jizz all over right after.

i had some really nasty carrot cake, and then i fuckin carrot caked all over her!!!

carrot cake by vomitface69 October 25, 2010

i love you too @carrot cake :-) 

i love you too. ALOT

oh hey, I love you too @carrot cake :-)

i love you too @carrot cake :-) by i smell like beef :/ May 27, 2019

Carrot Cake 

A white woman with red hair that has a thick, rich booty.

You don’t normally see a ginger woman with an ass like that. She’s one fine piece of carrot cake.

Carrot Cake by Medical Merc July 20, 2020

STD Carrot Cake

Girls who have STDs

What a stupid MF called me.

“You’re such an STD Carrot Cake!”

“Miiiiisss! He called Me an STD Carrot Cake!”

STD Carrot Cake by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 August 5, 2021

Texas Carrot Cake 

When a man spreads carrot flavored icing on another persons chest then gets a massive erection and carves the outline of texas into the icing with the tip of his erect penis

yo dude i have some extra carrot flavored icing you wanna give me a slice of texas carrot cake?

Texas Carrot Cake by erak January 12, 2009

carrot cake 

someone who has red hair and lotsof freckles hence the color and texture of carrot cake also known as ginger kids

Garret: you know Bryce
Kyle: you mean that carrot cake kid
Garret: yeah the one with red hair and freckles

carrot cake by dustin holleman June 11, 2006

carrot cake cunt muffin 

the firecrotch that lives in room 202, Jwhat? Jaywoooo

the fire crotch in room 202 is a carrot cake cunt muffin.

carrot cake cunt muffin by jamesdondero December 9, 2008