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International Baccalaureate 

Ah, the IB. First off, know that students who have lived through this torturous academic programme (by which all moral and ethical codes are violated) will be viable candidates for the local loony bin. This malicious and significantly sadistic programme is aimed to crucify even the most academically gifted students internationally, and typically transforms once creative and intelligent teenagers into braindead vegetables suffering from crippling levels of anxiety and insomnia; students are typically known to exude either arrogance of the grandest magnitude, or non-existing levels of self-esteem/confidence. Arguably so, a beneficial side-affect of the IB is the mastery of bullshitting your way through and out of any situation humanly possible.
The International Baccalaureate programme is also commonly referred to as 'Hell', and the typical IB student is commonly described as neurotic, and may be referred to as a veteran.

**side note, IB students are also commonly moulded into Grammar Nazis

"I... I like pain." - said the IB student (most likely in their second year, now immune to all forms of trauma and deprivation)
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lake baikal 

A lake in Russia.

It:
1) Is the deepest lake in the world (5369 feet)
2) Is the oldest lake in the world (over 25 million years old, most lakes don't last over 10,000 years)
3) Is the largest body of freshwater in the world
4) Contains a fifth of the world's freshwater
5) Harbors over a thousand unique organisms that only live in Lake Baikal. A cool example is the freshwater Baikal Seal, which is found nowhere else

In short, it's a really, really cool lake.
Lake Baikal is known as "The Blue Eye of Siberia"
lake baikal by XeL December 28, 2006
Related Words
Baica Baicainu Baicar Bacardi 151 Bacardi bacca badical Baca bacarbie baila
spanish for "cool" or "sweet" or "awsome"
-voy a ir al club por la noche ( im going to the club tonight)

-que bacan! (awsome!)
bacan by dereeldill August 19, 2006

Bacanuge 

Italian slang for theif or scoundrel.
"Hey! That's the bacanuge that stole my scooter!"
Bacanuge by CapybaraTherapist September 27, 2021
A girl that has all of the qualities that any guy could ever ask for, consists of a beautiful face, a nice personality, a cute laugh, and gorgeous in general. A Baila is also the best person to talk to if you are having an issue or just need someone to listen to you. Usually gives a guy Rapid Heartbeat as a sign of a true Baila and true Baila's are hard to find, very unique.
dang shes a baila, respect
Baila by bewy16 September 26, 2020
Good looking guy with a very good sense of humour.

Kind and have a sexy body.
Oh my, you are just like Baihaqi
Baihaqi by Charithma January 4, 2018

BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder 

Psychological disorder that develops sometime after puberty, just as full maturity is about to be reached. This disorder appears when everything and everybody you found cool as a teenager suddenly starts looking really lame, unoriginal, boring, douchy and most of all, shitty. People who suffer from it (a very small percentage of the population, as the vast majority keep on loving all this mediocrity well into their last days...) are not afraid to call people around them on their bullshit, and sometimes do so to the point of alienating themselves; therefore developing a very strong, independent, supreme-asshole personality (although some of them hate themselves for liking such utter crap at some early point of their lives).
- "Baby, let's go watch that new Gerard Butler movie, it looks funny..."
- "What?!?? I'd rather slit my penis' vein with a rusty bottle cap than having to sit through that piece of movie-making rape!!!! Call one of your douchy girlfriends..."
- "I see, your BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder is acting up again. Better yet! Who the hell wants to sit in a dark theater next to your grouchy ass??..."