Take a Trump 

Shitting out a fat orange turd that takes four years to flush

America took a Trump back in 2016 and we just finally flushed it down. Man, it takes forever to clean out the orange skid marks in the middle of the bowl after you take a trump like that.

Take a Trump by Harold Knutczak November 24, 2020

Taking a Trump 

When someone is taking a dump that will take 10 to 15 times to flush.

I'll definitely be taking a Trump after I finish that last piece of pizza.

Taking a Trump by JRBIV December 11, 2019

pull a Trump 

to declare bankruptcy in order to get out of financial obligations.

Purdue Pharma decided to pull a Trump and screw over those people from the class-action lawsuit!

pull a Trump by curiotrope September 17, 2019

Don't Be A Trump

A phrase said to discourage someone from behaving like Donald Trump in the sense that he likes to see proof or official documents.

Person 1: I don't believe you, show me your birth certificate!
Person 2: Don't be a trump, I don't need to show you anything!

Don't Be A Trump by desmondanal November 13, 2011

Atrumpist 

A person who doesn't believe Donald Trump is the second coming of Christ.

As an atrumpist, I think the orange potato sack full of oatmeal you call president, is a fraud.

Atrumpist by Kickstand Jesus February 1, 2018

Pulled a Trump 

When you tell a lie with a straight face knowing full well what you just said isn't true. Basically you're full of shit and just pulled what you just said out of your ass. When even your lies have lies.

Girlfriend: "I'm always ready on time!"
You: you know you just "pulled a trump"

Pulled a Trump by EL Barbaro Lives July 17, 2017

Whac-A-Trump 

A new spin-off arcade game, a la Whac-A-Mole, wherein enthusiastic American citizens use a mallet to whack small pop-up plastic replicas of Trump family members.

As it is with Whac-A-Mole, one’s sense of the whole Whac-A-Trump endeavor is one of victorious momentary intense elation at a successfully delivered hit which is immediately followed by an awareness of utter futility as the others tirelessly pop up, mirroring what is possibly an awareness that even if the Trumpster does get impeached, the innumerable progeny will continue to roam the planet, popping up from their hidden multi-million dollar, gated hovels to profit from everything that might ever bear their name, including this game.

Whac-A-Trump by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019