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Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream 

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed
"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."
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Shoot a Russian unicorn 

A euphemism for sexual intercourse. It comes from the BadLipReading video ""Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé."
Oh, the night is young. Now baby, we could shoot a Russian unicorn.

a country unicorn 

Unicorn Country Girls are a great gift from God so if you ever are lucky enough to have one hold onto her and throw away the key ...

Unicorn country girl are rare they usaully love trucks , their family , muddin , camo , cooking , cuddling , animals , country music , ridin horses , hunting ,fishing ,rolling in the hey ,honesty, love,and loyal as the day is long

Their are very protective over their friends and family ans aren't afraid to stand their own and kick some yuppie ass when they need to . Unicorn girls are the ones men pray to find for girlfriends and wifes. They usually were raised in the southern state like Louisiana, TEXAS etc. Most unicorn girls arent whoares because most of them were raised right . Unicorn Country girls are just so wonderful they are tough as nails and sweet as sugar .
If your lucky enough to capture one keep her close and love her well ...
Look at that girl. She a country unicorn

Shoot a Russian unicorn 

A euphemism for sexual intercourse. More specifically, the act of performing a Russian Unicorn. Where one straps a dildo to his/her head, and then has sex. It comes from the BadLipReading video ""Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé."

ref: RavenHaus.
Chris: "Dude i heard your girl is going to spend the night"

Edward: "Yeah! We are totally going to Shoot a Russian Unicorn!"

Chris: "Nice!"

Skyadina: A Fearless Unicorn from Slumber (2026 Novel)

Skyadina: A Fearless Unicorn from Slumber is High fantasy, myth, and romance novel by Werley Nortreus published in 2026.
Skyadina: A Fearless Unicorn from Slumber (2026 Novel) was published in 2026.

Unicorn of a night 

The kind of night more mythical than real. The night you wish for. The night you hope for. The night you dream of. The night you chase but can never seem to catch. That my friends is a unicorn of a night.
Holy shit Billy I captured a unicorn!
It's a horse with a point brah.
I caught the unicorn.
Unicorn of a night ahhhh yes Billy, good Billy.

Strangling a Two-Headed Unicorn

When someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.
Jane: Starts to sing Circle of Life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini

Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*