I’m a goddamn onion

Frank Woods’ second best catchphrase

“I’m a goddamn onion,Mason.You should know that”

I’m a goddamn onion by You will break, American January 30, 2021

Ate the Onion 

Someone who took satirical news seriously.

"See this FB post? Seems that Fred ate the onion."

Ate the Onion by DamnIllogicalppl July 5, 2018

Butt Onion 

Anything that evokes a strong feeling of disgust or repulsion and/or a person who perpetually ruins good times. Butt Onions can also be used to describe your strong feelings as to what is "uncool" or just plain awful and unpleasant.

"Don't go in there, Joe just ripped a butt onion"

Allen : "Wanna ding dong and ditch?"
Burt : "Nah man we'll get caught"
Chris: "Burt, don't be such a butt onion."

"That movie was terrible!" "Yeah, totally butt onions."

Butt Onion by NzappaZap June 11, 2013

Onioned

The act of mistaking an article written by the satirical newspaper "The Onion" for a genuine article. Usually demonstrating a persons lack of critical thinking skills.

Chinese government run newspaper was onioned in 2002, when they reported that "Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built".

Onioned by Brilliant mind October 28, 2010

cutting onions 

A term for crying at a video/tv show/movie.

Jack is always cutting onions whenever he watches the catch with dad scene in Field of Dreams.

cutting onions by KKnD June 4, 2015

onion shit 

When you've wiped 10+ times and it's still leaving a trace.

Guy 1 : I've just had one of those dumps when the wiping was never ending.
Guy 2 : You mean an onion shit. It's like peeling layers off an onion.

onion shit by tnyflgs November 16, 2013

oneion 

unit of one oinion

the recipe requires oneion

oneion by eggdog April 22, 2010