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The Octo Challenge

A challenge in which one must consume eight quarter pound burger patties and one slice of cheese contained in one bun which can only be lubricated by the following eight approved sauces:
1. Ketchup
2. Mustard
3. Relish
4. Horseradish
5. Thousand Islands Salad Dressing (Ranch can substitute)
6. Blue Cheese Salad Dressing
7. Milk (2% or greater)
8. Yoghurt (Fruity varieties accepted)
The Octo Burger must be consumed in eight minutes and must be held together (as one burger) at all times. Sauces may only be applied once the timer has started. It takes a true man to win this challenge.
R V H: "Did you see Pooga sneeze meat out his nose?"
M-Money: "That's The Octo Challenge for ya!"

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Octop is Gecko backwards
Look at that Octop if you put it backwards its Gecko!!!
Octop by iogufeabjklsd May 11, 2022

OCTO-MAC 

A quadruple Big Mac with eight all-beef patties. Invented on the BEST DAMN PODCAST EVER to combat the Japanese Mega Mac, a four patty version.
"Nothing says America like an OCTO-MAC in your face."
OCTO-MAC by Funx February 27, 2008

octo-puss 

a physical condition of the female reproductive organ after the delivery of eight children.
Octomom was diagnosed with the medical phenomenon Octo-puss after delivering eight children. The doctor said that her vag looked like a busted watermelon.

After her six week check up following the birth of Octo-mom's multiple children, doctors have coined the term "octo-puss" to descibe the long term effects of what a vag looks like after being stretched beyond an acceptable dilation.
octo-puss by ravenlee123 March 21, 2009

Octo Penis 

A penis with eight other penis's coming out of it.
I have a large octo penis
Octo Penis by lolpenorlol April 16, 2009

octo-horse

an 8-legged horse
a horse with 8 legs
I was camping last week and there was this horse. It was a white horse. I thought it was a normal horse. And then I saw that it had 8 legs. So papi say "THAT IS NOT A NORMAL HORSE! THAT IS A OCTO-HORSE!" And so I say "I want one."
octo-horse by 666Pablo666 November 13, 2007

Octo-Penis 

an std you get after having sexual intercourse with a slutty girl. it causes 7 desies riddled penis to sprout from your groin
you definitely got Octo-Penis from that slut last night
Octo-Penis by klimerman October 15, 2011