Hobo, Bride of Hobo 

Cheryl Blossom used this phrase in season 2 episode 2 in Riverdale.

Hobo, Bride of Hobo Welcome to thistle house!

Hobo, Bride of Hobo by Daddy_Finn'sMonster February 8, 2019

Bridesmaid-ed 

When one of your friends appears to be doing something really nice for you (such as asking you to be in her wedding) but in all reality is royally screwing you. (By subjecting you to months of listening to bridezilla talk, forcing you to pay hundreds for a dress you'll never wear in your life... etc) The word can apply to any situation NOT limited to weddings.

"Wasn't that sweet of Jessica to ask Marianne to go to the beach?"

"Not really. You know she just wanted her to go so that Jessica would look skinny compared to Marianne who's gained a few pounds."

"Wow. She totally got bridesmaid-ed."

Bridesmaid-ed by ACB22 February 4, 2010

Brideen 

Brideen is an AMAZING girl. She is flipping gorgeous and has dang hot shoulders. Her fabulous hair is enough to make anyone tremble. Brideen always smells of oranges because she loves being healthy. She has an amazingly hilarious personality that anyone can agree with. Brideen is always funny and just a bit insane. She is insanely brilliant, but can be forgetful at times. She is an amazing friend who can always cheer you up. You really should find yourself a Brideen if you don't have one.

You can tell by that fab hair flip that she is a Brideen.

Brideen by miamayamoa May 28, 2018

Forest Bride 

A man or woman that has been taken as a mate by a large woodland creature (such as a bear), hermit, or mythical forest-dwelling creature, typically against that person's will.

"Your husband appears to be traveling with the bear. Either as hostage or as what we call a "forest bride."

Forest Bride by Nathizzle December 6, 2015

run-away bride-eyes 

Big bugged-out eyes like that chick who purposefully disappeared before she was supposed to get married.

Check out that chick with the run-away bride-eyes. Her eyeballs look like they are popping out her head. Two words: d-caff...

run-away bride-eyes by Bryon Tucker January 6, 2008

Bridesmen 

A male in the bride's wedding party that is equivalent to a bridesmaid in duty and position.

The bride has nothing but male friends, so instead of bridesmaids she has bridesmen

Bridesmen by punktilious21 November 21, 2010

Why Bride 

A Why Bride or Whai Bride is a word play on Thai Bride.

It is an ugly or otherwise undesirable woman who is inexplicably married to a handsome or rich man.

Have you seen *insert name of famous ex-footaller now pundit*'s wife? She's at least 300 pounds! That's a Why Bride if I ever saw one.

Why Bride by dogegg October 17, 2014