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Parkinson's law for warez and porn

Parkinson's law states that "work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion." Extensive research by volunteers has shown that for warez and porn, a similar principle applies. The applied Parkinson's law states that "warez and porn expand so as to fill the storage space available." The law's application in this context suggests also that warez and porn are gaseous in nature.

In practice this means that over time, the storage space occupied by warez and porn files increases to fill any void present on the writable storage medium they are contained on. During research it was shown that no matter how large the researcher's hard drives grew, warez and porn always expanded to fill any space available.

Some of the longer-term researchers also reported that the growth rate of warez and porn seemed to closely follow Moore's law. Further research is required to determine if this is the cause or an effect of Parkinson's law's applicability to warez and porn. It is even possible that the inverse is true - that warez and porn are in fact the cause for Moore's law in the first place.
Damn that Parkinson - my porn drive is full again.

I know - warez and porn expand so as to fill the storage space available.

Yeah, that's why they call it the lame reference to Parkinson's law for warez and porn.
by Mr.Black July 18, 2008
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Do you pay for porn?

similar to Do you like hobbies? , a phrase intended as a conversation starter in an awkward conversation, that really just makes the conversation more awkward.
Person 1: these are good burgers

Person 2: i know, right

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Person 2: ...

Person 1: So, do you pay for porn?

Person 2: wtf?

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Person 1: I just watched my little pony porn.
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The act of filmed sexual pleasurement whilst using faeces, torture and household appliances.
An example of scat robot torture porn: Handcuff him to the bed, attach a working vacuum cleaner nozzle to his dick. Throw shit in his face, whilst sticking an action man in his anus.
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A laptop used by someone who has little use for a computer other than porn
I need a new Mass Porn Storage Device because windows vista cocked mine up.
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A moist and often times brown streak left on the sheets following an extended porn session in bed.
After work today it was rather muggy. So after I completed my daily porn session with my laptop, I noticed a really rank porn ass sheet streak on my bed that smelled like old man. I am hoping it will come out in the wash.
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a fan club that a porn star has.
Kathy has hewr own porn star fan club.
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