Shit Surge

The intense feeling of pain that comes in waves right before explosive diarrhea. Intestinal gurgling with tightening of the guts is common. Often accompanied by the meat sweats.

After I ate that 32 ounce steak, I immediately had shit surges on the way home in the car.

by groady280 August 7, 2017

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Sushi Shit

One of the most grotesque and foul smelling shits known to mankind.

Meagan took a massive sushi shit after dinner last night

by Jlud23 March 2, 2018

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shit scarffed

When someone wipes their ass with another persons scarf without the owner knowing

Often resulting in shitface

You: it smells like shit out here

Me: haha that's because I shit scarffed you this morning

You: haha good one, I'm still going to wear it

by Topher9007 February 5, 2014

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A person who retains s*** on another person to use as leverage in an argument later down the line which has no relevance.
They have nothing else to attack a person with apart from that 'same old s***'.

What they do not understand is s*** will always be s*** no matter how long it's pickled

"Oh my god, why are you behaving like a shit pickler? It's not relevant anymore get over it Fred"

"Lucy, did he hear Julius starting an argument again with Poppy? I couldn't believe it, bringing up that old fake news, does he not realise that s*** will always be s*** no matter how old it is?"
"Yeah but come on Louise we all know he's the biggest shit pickler around here"

'Stop pickling s*** it's boring get something more relevant jeez'

by P_______A June 3, 2023

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