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Tumblr's Law

A scientific term. Tumblr's Law states that when a Tumblr user directly mentions or implies that a joke is funny, the joke is no longer funny. This can be commonly done through saying that a meme is hilarious, but can also be completed through such an action as laughing.

When a Tumblr User (commonly self-identified by a person with an active Tumblr account) laughs at something that could be considered humorous, every living being within a 5 mile radius instantly stops feeling joy for a short time. After this event, the joke is no longer funny, and it can no longer be referenced.

The only potential Tumblr Users then have for humor is in creating jokes, but hopefully it is not attempted on Tumblr.
(doge meme)
Tumblr User: this is so funny I have been laughing for 30 minutes and crying and shitting my pants.
Intelligent person: You just enabled Tumblr's Law on Doge, wtf??
by reallifeworddefinitions February 23, 2020
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Skitty's law

People fall into one of two groups, those who would have sex with a skitty for $10,000, or those who would pay $10,000 to have sex with a skitty.
Skitty's law at play, i know where you'd sit
by rjharringotn September 15, 2017
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Law

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granddaughter-in-law

Grandchild's wife.
My granddaughter-in-law is a good person.
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stepnibling-in-law

1- Stepnibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's stepnibling.
My stepnibling-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Philip's Law

Similar to Poe's Law, this was coined by popular Youtuber 3kliksphilip

"The best way to get attention, is to be a dick"

Refers to moments on the internet where being a dick baits a response from people, such as celebrities on social media. Similar to "there's no such thing as bad publicity"
Philip's Law in action with a celebrity:

1: Stfu you fag what do you know

2: *Long winded response telling them to not be a dick*

1: OMG you repsoned I'm your biggest fan
by RandomStuf6 April 22, 2021
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Dean's Law

The harder you try to focus the higher it makes you
My website went down when I was at Berghain and had a serious encounter with Dean's Law when I tried to fix it
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