A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
by TortaPounder April 20, 2025
Get the Michelada Specialmug. When you are trying to engage in sex but are out of lube so you, or your partner, use diarrhea instead.
"Oh man, we are out of lube."
"It's okay, I had Taco Bell for lunch so you can get a Santorum Special.
"It's okay, I had Taco Bell for lunch so you can get a Santorum Special.
by El Toro Queso June 17, 2019
Get the santorum specialmug. When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.
Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”
by Diddy1888 June 10, 2024
Get the Crack-hole Specialmug. by ChackieJan April 1, 2022
Get the April Specialmug. by taisleakybutt July 2, 2025
Get the Christopher mills drive specialmug. The act of kicking the shit out of someone to clear a path to run when you’re surrounded by dudes about to jump you
Yooo they almost got Anthony the other day for his chain, but he gave one of them Tha Bklyn Special and ran his ass home
by Off the wall paul December 1, 2022
Get the Tha Bklyn Specialmug. You're special is a term that can mean both positive and negative things.
A saying that's meaning depends on its user.
A saying that's meaning depends on its user.
Example:
If your Girlfriend says "You're special" it means "I love you"
But
If your Friend says "You're special" it's most likely a remake of you being mentally disabled in some way such as autistic
If your Girlfriend says "You're special" it means "I love you"
But
If your Friend says "You're special" it's most likely a remake of you being mentally disabled in some way such as autistic
by PauseBro August 14, 2023
Get the you're specialmug.