cunt-vendor

One who sells vaginas with little class or respect for their trade, either directly, as in a barefoot streetworker, or indirectly, as in a hairy-palmed pimp or the thick-tongued proprietor of a sex shop.

i asked if she had a condom and the cunt-vendor just laughed.

my father always told me, go to school or you'll end up a lonely online cunt-vendor.

by TOMMY YIKES December 27, 2010

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being a cunt

When your being a stupid cunt.

Your being a cunt. Eat a Snickers.

by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

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cunt thumping

gwat twating, finger banging, quim strimming, vag ragging, twang banging, gee geeing, poon hooning, cunt shunting, labia dabbling

I cunt thumped
You cunt thumped
He/She/It cunt thumped
We cunt thumped
You cunt thumped
They cunt thumped

This is cunt thumping

by Justin Quind-Felcher October 9, 2008

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Dismissive Cunt

A person who disregards substantial evidence to preserve their biased opinion.

"Why don't they listen to the evidence?"
"They're just being dismissive cunts."

by The Average Wanker November 30, 2016

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Cunt Dragon

A legendary, mythical creature that hath no mercy upon lesser legends, such as nessie, gnomes, leprechauns, and santa. A cunt dragon is a figurative expression used for when a women is PMSing or is in bitchmode, and expresses her inner anger through her vagina. A cunt dragon is the epitome of bitchiness, which leds to bad sex, or worse, no sex at all. Essentially when the cunt dragon is out, you better hide, because hell hath no fury like an enraged cunt dragon. Alternatively, the expression is used similarly to "dousche-bag."

Jack: "Angela is being a major bitch tonight man, I have a feeling its going to be a rough night."

Jim: "Dude, no way you are getting any poon tonight, the cunt dragon is out tonight!

Alternatively: "Dude you are such a cunt dragon!"

by McGullicuddy McGoobinheimer X September 12, 2010

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