cream cruisin

When a man is recieving a blowjob while driving, as he cums he is now cream cruisin.

"Dude I picked up this girl I met on Tinder last night, and before we made it to my house she took me cream cruisin"

by BlackPantherPoonSlayer September 5, 2016

Cream your crank

To promise to absolutely obliterate an opponent, only for you to be obliterated.
(see PulverizeR, Robot Wars Extreme 2)

"WE'RE GONNA CREAM YOUR CRANK!!!" - With love, PulverizeR

by wood pigeon October 29, 2025

Cream team

The best electrical 3 man team

Wow that cream team is amazing

by Electrical genius May 14, 2024

Irish Cream

The process of using cum instead traditional creamer in coffee and designing a clover shape

Server: what'll you have to drink?
Patron: I'll have an Irish Cream
Server: you sure about that, lad?
Patron: I know what I ordered

by RIVERSBOX May 14, 2017

Pistachio Ice cream

if you eat this you're insane.

go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.

"Yah my favorite flavor is Pistachio Ice cream."

by anonymous May 24, 2021

ice cream Sunday

The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.

If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!

by QuacksO June 16, 2018

Cream twizzler

When you nut inside your woman and cross your fingers and proceed to insert them into her vagina

Yo bro i gave my girl a cream twizzler last night

by Machine gun Nyx February 17, 2022