Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10

Damn, I couldn’t tell if she was pretty with my club goggles on

by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

club crankers

Musician(s) with a prowess to take command of a stage, or venue by combining lyrics and beats until a frenzied effect is obtained

Did you see their performance on the stage, they are club crankers

by Supa Dope July 7, 2022

Triple Gold Club Cel

An incel who cannot get laid because he has won the Olympic gold, Stanley Cup and World Championship of hockey. These players usually take hockey very seriously and puts all their time and effort on it, literally being on a hockey monk mode. Therefore they do not have any extra time of getting laid.

- Did you hear that Crosby went to the mountains again to focus on the upcoming NHL-season?

- That's because he is a typical Triple Gold Club Cel member who literally went on a monk mode.

by Best_celler January 14, 2024

bullingdon club

A college all male student club.

The bullingdon club was full of mostly gay men so my friends and I left before something bad happened.

by someoneagain June 22, 2016

gacha club

a game available on android and ios (play game with hazmat suit on)
the final stage of cancer
if you play it on any device you'll die of death

humanoid_1: wanna play gacha club
humanoid_2: sure
these two were diagnosed for having brain aneurysm later on

by get unrealistic July 3, 2022

sunrise club

When you pull an all nighter and take a moment to sit and enjoy the beautiful sunrise since you're already awake. Usually after a never ending party or an all-nighter study sesh. Perfect way to start the new day. Usually accompanied by your choice of a nice beverage (ie coffee, tea or some dank OJ), Peaceful music, maybe a smoke (or vape if you're into it).

Jim: "Hey Rob, did you even sleep last night?"
Rob: "Nah bruh, too much homework. I was apart of the sunrise club though."

Stacy: "Last night's party never ended so we thought it was appropriate to join the sunrise club. It was a perfect way to end the night."
Mike: "Damn, i passed out too early, I'll have to join next time!"

by WooleyWanka May 30, 2016

Imaginary Friend Clubs

The correct and contemporary term for all religions\cults.

"Did you hear about Jeff? He lost his mind and joined a church."
"A church? You mean one of those Imaginary Friend Clubs!!!"

by SmarterSean August 19, 2023