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Vagina Suffocation

Sitting on someone’s face with your vagina until suffocating them
My vagina was throbbing so I sat on Josh’s face while he ate me out and he died of vagina suffocation
by _.bitchmade._ May 28, 2019
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vagina

could be wide, could be long, could be dry, could be wet, could be stretchy
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Vagina Tickler

Vagina Tickler, A man (or woman I guess?) that tickles vaginas because they find it pleasurable.
Brad is a vagina tickler that tickles Kim's vagina when she wears spandexs, leggings, and other skintight shorts. Kim laughs and then cries.
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Designer China Vagina

An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.
George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’
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Vagina Mocker

The Male equivalent to the Female Cock Tease, however very rare to encounter.
girl#1: OMG! like do you see that guy over there, he is so hawt!!!1!1!11!!
girl#2: dont even waste your time, he is such a Vagina Mocker.
girl#1: What do you mean?
girl#2: HE WILL MAKE A MOCKERY OF YOUR VAGINA!!!
by general tso's dog May 13, 2009
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