Middle School

A place where all of your friends fuck the literal shit out of each other. If only you were part of that bigass orgy pile.

Dam nigga don't you remembah middle school? That was sum messed up fucken shizzle mah man.

by edgelord666 April 6, 2017

Post Oak Middle School

If you live in Virginia don't go here, and if your a loser, don't go here. I was both of those definitions, a loser and a Virginian. I was severely bullied to the point I got sent to a mental hospital in December 2023.

Oh yeah, and everyone here vapes apparently, what else do I have to do to fit in?

"Did you hear about Post Oak Middle School?"

"Let me guess, another kid got suspended for drug dealing?"

by clyderin May 8, 2024

millburn middle school

Aight so I'm seeing a shit ton of bad reviews about this place so lemme clear it up. Yeah the popular kids are all dicks but as long as you avoid them you're fine. There are a lot of good people in this school apart from the popular kids so make friends with them. The curriculum is also easy as shit so just try to get a's (it's not that hard). Most people writing bad reviews are probably the emo or sped kids so just ignore that shit. But yeah the girls did just get fucking copy and pasted.

millburn middle school is a school.

by Gekope October 24, 2023

Tyrell middle school

Where kids fuck in bathrooms and boys get boners. With shitty teachers, shitty lunch and shitty students. Who masturbate during class while all the hoes and man whores reside in the cafeteria. where guys make fun of girls then lick their pussys and cum in a picture of their mouth.

Tyrell middle school has so many kids who decide to duck each other in the bathroom

by TRUEST TEA SISTERS June 16, 2019

Nolan Middle School

A school located in the shit town of fakewood ranch where you’re either a cuntry kid, emo kid, or drug addict, even if it’s just nic. The scores are good but there’s about 20 people in iss everyday and not a single relationship lasts.

“You go to Nolan Middle School? Good luck.”

“Oh, you need bud? I can hook you up with someone at Nolan.”

by someone from nolan May 16, 2022

Punta Gorda Middle School

a middle school in punta gorda, florida.

upside: the teachers and staff are relaxed, just dont use the wrong stairs.

downside(ish): the students, 99% of them are only useful to get famous off of, whether its by befriending them or even a simple compliment. either way, if you want to get popular and get whatever you want whenever you want, just be nice and a little outgoing with everyone, and dress uniquely.

full downside: cuban spic retards who think someone is gay for no reason

Punta Gorda Middle School is a middle school in Punta Gorda, Florida. It quite literally is a brick-and-mortar school, on the outside that is.

by epik mothuhfuckuh May 6, 2025

Valley Center Middle School

The magnificent lands where..
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran

-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds

-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week

-free chocolate milk 😌

If you’re searching Valley Center middle school you can probably relate 🫃

by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023