The marchev special

When you are crossing the street and a 2 meters 200kg 60 year old giant of a man pins you to a wall and crushes all 206 bones of your body.This is most likely marchev doing that

No way i got pinned.this is the marchev special
this guy is trolling.he is only doing the marchev special

by marchev is mangal October 24, 2022

Crack-hole Special

When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.

Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”

by Diddy1888 June 10, 2024

santorum special

When you are trying to engage in sex but are out of lube so you, or your partner, use diarrhea instead.

"Oh man, we are out of lube."
"It's okay, I had Taco Bell for lunch so you can get a Santorum Special.

by El Toro Queso June 17, 2019

Christopher mills drive special

when you a white man cum in an Asian mans mouth named tai and it comes out of his ears and nose

Yea I gave tai the Christopher mills drive special

by taisleakybutt July 2, 2025

Colorado Special

When you use a Woman’s yeast infection to make a Microbrew IPA

Me: Ya this girl I was with last night had a nasty bread smell coming out of her legs.
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special

by anonymous November 17, 2021

mulvaney special

A special drink were the bar tender rubs his dick on the cup for that salty muskey taste and serves it with bud light. Or any budwiser drink.

Guy: " yoh give me that Mulvaney special ,I wanna feel that exaggerate female stereotype with the refine narcissistic theather kid taste "
Bar guy: "you want the taste of dick with budlight basically "
Guy: "yes...yes I do.

by Tiredude April 30, 2023

Rudy's Special

A sex act involving two consenting parties where one eats cheerios out of their partners ass. Milk is optional.

Dat ass is so fine I wanna have a Rudy's Special for breakfast.

by anonymous April 19, 2021