hipster shits

When an alternative person drinks too much coffee and gets the shits for dayz.

“Man I got the hipster shits” *sips iced pumpkin spice chai chocolate espresso latte*

by Keht October 8, 2018

Procrastination shits

The spontaneous urge to defecate when faced with a tedious task. ie. homework, cleaning, studying, etc.

*Compass homework due at 11:59*
11:24: Fuck, I gotta shit again
Roommate: Must be the procrastination shits

by Tsecation February 4, 2019

Shit or Legit

The act of questioning whether something is true or not.

Dude 1: Did you hear Charlene made out with Josh after sucking Bryan's dick?
Dude 2: Woah. I dunno if that's shit or legit, dude.

by Mister Christ December 5, 2010

shit freckles

If you are eating out a girls ass and she spray farts all over your face.

I decided to eat my girl friends ass last night and she farted shit freckles all over my face. Damn, I'll never do that again!

by b'out son February 5, 2010

klept that shit

to steal large amounts of random shit

Bansri: "Look, there's a ton of beer just layin' there on the lawn"
Anna: "Let's klept that shit"

by annabunny August 9, 2009

fireball shits

When you take so many Fireball shots, your diarrhea smells and burns like hell.

Yo bruh, my Fireball shits too rough, no brunch!

by America2123 August 23, 2016

Shit-piked

To be extremely drunk. Beyond drunken normality

Dude, I was completely shit-piked last night. I can't believe i cupped that guys balls

by Tudor-god March 22, 2009