Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/

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noun
1.
a starchy plant tuber which is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable.
"roasted potatoes"
2.
the plant of the nightshade family that produces the potato tubers on underground runners.

I love potato’s

by Peace potato April 11, 2019

Potato Mitts

An Irishman's fists.

"When his Irish Catholic father found out that he got expelled, he beat the shiiit out of him with his potato mitts."

"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."

by written_slander November 24, 2023

Choke on a potato

What to call it when you're teabagging someone with massive balls and you start to gag.

Ari was afraid he'd choke on a potato at lunch today.

by Puntmuffer October 4, 2017

Potato

your soul-too much potatoes can kill you. It is truly some dangerous shit, and its pitiful brown color might actually end the fucking world.

oh, sally was killed by a potato yesterday
yes, she fucking deserved it that hoe

by Suomynona Nella December 17, 2019

un potato me

un potato me god danm a ah a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

UN POTATO ME DANM IT

by joe among January 11, 2022

Potato

Be a potato.

Hard outside, but soft inside.

Everyone loves potatoes

by POTATO00 October 7, 2017

Mashed potato neck

Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.

“Damn that girl got a mashed potato neck.”
“Mashed potato neck ass hoe.”

by Therealdefiner May 18, 2025