Ahh God!

A phrase used to express the pain of when you break your wrist and need a stretcher, ambulance and/or a wheelchair.

Corey: "Ahh god! I broke my wrist ahh god! It hurts so bad!! Ahh god!!"

by Ahh God!! May 18, 2008

ASMR God

An ASMR God is when you eat an orange, peeled everything to the point where you throw up.

You are an ASMR God

by ASMR GOD April 1, 2019

food of the gods

chocolate
its chocolate you are all wrong you cant denied it stupids

chocolate is the food of the gods
no one will denied that

by springroberto2020 January 11, 2022

FUCK GOD

FUCK GOD AKA Daniel. Fucks every single slut and Cum God there is.

-person 1: Is that the FUCK GOD?

-person 2: WTF? I NEED TO SUCK THAT COCK.

-person 1: NOT IF I SUCK IT FIRST.

by bigblackhorsecock420 March 9, 2020

God's Quarterback

A servant of GOD that protects Heaven from fags/homos, likes to tackle them and punt them to the fiery pits of HELL.

The only reason God is mad at gays is because they found a loophole in the system (not talking to girls nag)

Relax all of you gay haters who don't want gay marriage, God's quarterback isn't letting any Fudge Packers go past the pearly white gates of Heaven.

by pokepotty August 22, 2011

Sauce God

A basketball player who is very good at dribbling and who can make a defender stumble or fall.

Kyrie Irving is a Sauce God.

by MoneyMark104 January 22, 2017

False God

A Divine being preached by man that explains of extensive intelect and power. With out physical evidence of existence.

False GODS
Jesus,Allah,GOD, Deus,Lord,Father, Θεός,etc...

by lapaturtle March 29, 2009