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My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard
Yea, i guess My dick is really hard
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hard working ho

workin real hard . for hoing
he a hard working ho
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shit fucks hard

When shit slaps & it’s bussin bussin it reaches the level of fucking hard
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Try hard

Someone who tries to hard to be cool or prove a point when in reality they are just fucken stupid
Wow! Look at jack what fucking try hard.
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Fart Hard

Fart Hard means something that is veryy hard like SO HARD. It describes so muchhhhhhh hard .
If you cant do a thing that seems hard, you say "ITS SO FART HARD!!"

I hope you understand :)
Example:

Student: THIS TEST IS SO FART HARD, I CANT ANSWER IT
Example #2:

GAMER : THIS GAME IS SO FART HARD, I CANT WIN
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Hard On

Mans most magnificently majestic manifestation of masculinity
"Her eyes gazed as she marveled at his majestic hard on"
by Mr. Hard On August 5, 2025
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cram hard

Someone named Cam a.k.a. cock bugler that is so gay that he is called a new more queer name.
Cam woke up with no clothes on and making gay comments, so Michal called him cram hard, and it was damn necessary.
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