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Farting jellyfish

The unfortunate side effect of spending time in a body of water (such as a pool or bath) after being on the receiving end of anal sex.
I went for a swim after getting bummed by several flamboyant gentlemen and to my astonishment I found I kept farting jellyfish.
by Jellyfish Duke September 10, 2019
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fart expediter

A person whom controls a spongy like absorbent material that holds in a fart after another rips ass within it and then squeezes the nasty raunchy fart filled scent into somebody’s face and or mouth.
I almost puked whenever my girlfriends ‘fart expediter’ caught me off guard with her skanky smellin ass right in my mouth!!
by WeDaFucknBomb March 12, 2021
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Ant Fart

A major incident or issue that has occurred, but you forgot to mention to someone important that should have been informed.
Umm, Mary and I got married last week. Sorry for the Ant Fart
by Ant Farter January 28, 2020
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Gargle Fart

When you fart and it sounds like your 86 year old grandma that's gargling Listerine after swallowing a load from your grandpa
OMG dude your gargle fart sounded just like my grandma last night WTF
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN November 28, 2022
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YouTube Fart

A YouTube Fart is a audio clip that has been heavly edited basically like a YouTube poop but only audio. I was first used by Jimmy Davis a YouTube pooper With over 30k subscribers of December 2018. He made a YouTube Fart and created a collab where many people perticpated.
While writing this I'm watching the YouTube Fart colab
by Temmie gaming and memes YT December 3, 2018
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scorching fart

this is the worst fart in the world. they burn like hell and smell like a dead animal mixed with rotten egg. Also produce the most methane gas if there is an open flame the room will ignite
meg ripped a scorching fart that stunk up the entire room thank god there was no open flame.
by apple seller November 9, 2013
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inside fart

You are at the brink of passing gas, but you are in a place you can’t expel. So, you suck the fart back in and rip one inside yourself. Your stomach then creates the flatulent noise, but everyone just thinks you are hungry. This is the inside fart.
I was meeting my girlfriend’s parents for the first time and had to let one go, but instead I decided to inside fart.
by Chocolate Assholes September 23, 2020
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