american holy water

Filling a Walmart brand water bottle with semen, boiling it, and then giving it to hookers for 20 bucks

I gave the girl who hangs out behind Arby's a bottle of American holy water yesterday

by Acidmushrooms420 March 2, 2017

that's like chewing water

Something that is completly impossible to do and defies the laws of science. Something that is unthinkable to be able to happen.

basically - USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE DONE!!

Man 1 'Im gonna drive my car on water'
Man 2 ' Are u kiddin dude? that's like chewing water'

Man 1 'Im gonna rent a plane and fly and land on mars'
Man 2 ' U gotta be crazy..that's like chewing water'

by LingoLover August 24, 2009

Water-Whip

Driving Wild and Crazy to reach a destination faster

"Dude we are late, We have to Water-whip"

"Water-Whip the dodge" - Buddah Bahl

by The Simp God September 24, 2018

water baby

you have sex in the water!
and 9 months later!
you are pregnant therfore it was a water baby
ie conceived in the water

omg!!! im pregnant. and the last time i had sex was in the hot tub

dude, you baby was conceived in the water!omg you are havin a water baby

by simieandjennie August 11, 2009

menus-and-water restaurant

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.

OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.

by Path June 5, 2007

XXX Vitamin Water

The best kind of vitamin water ever made. Acai, blueberry, and pomegranate.

Person 1: Hey dude, I'm gonna go get some XXX vitamin water out of that vending machine.

Person 2: Okay man

*Person 1 starts to cry*

Person 2: What's wrong bro?

Person 1: They don't have any XXX!!!
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by Alyssa_the_Juggalette January 8, 2008

hot water cornbread

A southern delicacy that is simple to make, and makes a great addition to any meal. Ingredients include sugar, salt, bacon fat, corn flour, and of course, some hot, boiling-ass water. Grannies and Nannies tend to make the best batches.

Thanksgiving at Granny's house was the shit! She had some of the best hot water cornbread I've eaten all year!

by yo-yo baiter July 13, 2007