Facebook Resume

The act of adding every little detail about one's life, including but not limited to:

1) in which city were you born in
2) which schools you attended and in which cities
3) what accomplishments you've achieved, academic, curricular, etc.
4) where have you worked or currently work at
5) what skills or hobbies you acquire
6) which university or college you attended and in which year you graduated
7) what did you major in while you were completing you're post-secondary education
and the list can go on on.......

but sadly enough, even after exposing everything about one's life via facebook, still many people are unable to find jobs. This is because facebook is not a website to look for jobs/work.

John has been updating his facebook continously over the past two months. He has listed all his academic accomplishments, what teams and institutions he has worked for, where he has volunteered and worked, what scholarships and bursaries he has received and where and what he studied and in which year. But despite his habit of updating his Facebook Resume, he has been unable to find himself a real job. John has been unable to realize that facebook is not made for this purpose.

by thunder_bolt001 July 5, 2014

Facebook Commitment

When you reply to an event as "going," you must go to that event no matter what.

John accidentally got himself into a Facebook Commitment for a party and had to miss his sister's wedding.

by hahagoe September 6, 2012

[Facebook] Remains

Pictures, wall posts and other remains left after couple has become officially broken up.

Girl 1: His Facebook status says that he is single, but his pictures make it seem like he has a girlfriend.

Girl 2: The pictures are just Facebook Remains, They just broke up last month.

Or

Guy 1: She has a man. Her Wal-to-wall with James makes it obvious they are dating.

Guy 2: No, those are just Facebook Remains.

by Jacqui BB August 26, 2008

Facebook Sprung

When two couples have been dating for ONLY two months or less and telling each other "I love you" & talking about each other on FB and posting some annoying ass lovey Dovey bullshit on each others profile thinking its cute, but in reality, its annoying as fuck...

Guy post status about GF: I love her so much. I wanna marry her!

Friend comments: HOW FUCKING CUTE! And how long have you two been dating now? two months? a week?
GTFO you're Facebook Sprung

by koolpool13 November 11, 2012

Facebook Live

A feature on Facebook that allows users to live stream what they're doing at that moment. Typically used to stream events, games, vacations, etc., but nowadays people use it to stream something lame like what they're eating for dinner, what they're watching on Netflix, or a million other things we could care less about.

Seriously, if you're gonna use Facebook live, at least show us something worthwhile like your overseas trip or something. Nobody cares what goes on in your day to day life.

by Krackerjacksnacks April 18, 2018

Facebook Popping

The delibarate act of posting a status, logging off, then logging on again to see if anyone commented.

Me: Hey, didn't you log into Facebook like a million times.
Them: Of course not. I logged in once.
Me: Liar! I knew you were Facebook popping

by BigassBootyPlaya September 3, 2011

Facebook Confident

Someone who will like or comment on anyone's status, picture or post without a care in the world

Jonh: "did you hear that Adam liked Louise's status last night?"

Anna: "But Adam has no idea who she is?"

Jonh: "I guess he is just facebook confident"

by Robin French January 8, 2012