Dog Wankerer

Wanks the canine species off, usually for financial gain. Often found around Nogzy, with a dogs lipstick in one hand, and a Krispy Kreme in the other. Can be quite aggro in their local environment. Easy to spot with their large heads and ever growing collection of exotic dogs.

Eh lad, you still at that boss job? Nah lad, swerved it to become a dog wankerer. Only takes me 45 seconds to make 300 quid. Sound.

by DietCokeMan June 24, 2021

The Stalty Dog

The act of having anal sex with a woman and then receive a blow job from her to finish you off.

"I can't believe you pulled The Stalty dog tonight"

"She was definitely down for The Stalty Dog"

Girl: "I'm totally down for The Stalty Dog"

by The Original SD October 19, 2012

Poo-Dog

Noun: A jovial, endearing term, which rather that implying that you are that type of dog that lays a turd and immediately sniffs it, actually suggests that one is held in high esteem.

Gypsyking: I've just bought you a nice present.
Gypsyqueen: Oh, you're such a Poo-Dog!

by Pricey45 October 3, 2011

silas dog

a man named jerry who sawed his penis off with a piece of string

that silas dog is eatin a carrot

by dat gunky pig May 10, 2023

Lop Dogged

When a person removes their Dunlop Volley and throws it through a window

1. Prince Phillip wasn't happy with the state of our flag so he lop dogged us

by fievel January 16, 2015

Dog Dom

A term for someone who is dominant during sex, but acts subservient and needy. Basically a dom who seems like a sub

"I had sex with Kathy last week. You wouldn't assume that she is, but she's such a dog dom!"

by Granolla. K December 26, 2018

Guard Dog

Just as a dog guards and protects his or her owner, the idea of this is that a person who initially feels obligated to protect someone that matters very much to them that could potentially be a relative, close friend, or partner.

" did you see when Eric hit Rey last week? Rey's friend was with him and attacked Eric like he was Rey's Guard Dog!"

by BrotherKnowsBest April 16, 2019