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Calm Your Horses

Calm down, everything is going to be okay. Boys named 'Ethan' will think that this phrase is incorrect.
Ethan: "It's hold your horses!"
Person: "Calm your horses!"
by SydTheRealRealRealKid March 11, 2022
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honey on your stinger

Sexual intercourse.

From "Johnny Be Good" (1988), in a line from Coach Sanders, played by veteran character actor Steve James (deceased).
Coach Sanders: "You boys wanna get some honey on your stinger tonight? Well, you're not gonna unless you get out there and kick some butt! Now let's go!"

Football Players (growling): "Hooh, hooh, hooh, yeah!"
by outnabout April 15, 2010
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come at your life

When someone is going to talk bout you, hit you with facts, flame you
yo I'm boutta come at your life bro
by Fjsofbf sjdn June 23, 2016
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the 'your mom' reflex

the sudden, inexplicable urge to turn every sentence that ever comes out of anyone's mouth into a 'your mom' joke.
president obama: america needs change!
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom needs change.

person in restaurant: i really like this soup! it has really good chicken in it.
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom has really good chicken in it.

person in car number 1: man that person ahead of us is driving badly.
person in car number 2: who's driving that car anyway??
person in car number 3, who is afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom's driving that car.
by sare1258 April 20, 2010
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Snap your Carrot

A slang term used to indicate when a male masturbates.
EXAMPLE 1:
June: "Hey, Wally... Wally... W A L L Y ! !"
Wally: "Jesus Christ, Mom, What?"
June: "Are you gonna help me or are you just gonna sit around all day and snap your carrot?"

EXAMPLE 2:
Ward: "June, have you seen Wally?"
June: "I think he went upstairs to snap his carrot."
by Barn Breath January 1, 2017
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lump your head

punch someone in the face if they dont be quiet, title of a hollywood undead song
person 1: -rambling about dumb stuff-

person 2: bro ill lump your head if u dont shut up
by dickbutt369 May 15, 2019
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mind your house

fotball term, protect your own goal. Written in a fotball novel.
Mind your house! That wanker over there had been roaring that since the start of the match. He probably didn’t even know what it meant, the stupid oul’ bollix. The ball was down at the Barry town goal, about the first time it had gone in that direction in the second half.
by Tombe November 26, 2006
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