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deez nuts guy

one hit sensation on vine for making a phone call and yelling at the the receiver "deez nuts!" & "got eem". Later was arrested for sexual assault. Has weird buck teeth and caused a new "my dick" joke that everyone has their own variation on.
A)"hey did you see that funny ass vine where that guy with the weird af buck teeth yells deez nuts and got em at some guy?" B) "haha yah, the deez nuts guy?"
by xxmeghatronxx May 8, 2015
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good on paper guy

The good on paper guy is the nice man with everything you should want, but who you always leave for an asshole who owns nothing and doesn't have a checking account
Sweetie, he was the perfect guy!

Yeah..... good on paper guy.... Drake is SO MUCH HOTTER even though he's such an abusive asshole!!!
by Ellen1983 January 11, 2009
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guy best friend

the guy who you can tell everything to. the person u can face time all the time and never run out of things to talk about. the person who tells you when you’re being a dramatic bitch. the person who makes fun of u all day long, yet still manages to build your confidence. the one who you’re ALWAYS shipped with. if you stop being friends w this person, it hurts more than anything else in the world
“woah i definitely ship Kara and her guy best friend
by hose mad August 1, 2019
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comic book guy

(noun)

Anyone that has the characteristics of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. Some characteristics include:
- arguing excessively (especially on Internet forums) over, for example, minute details about some minor point or the way Spock exhaled as he spoke from the 34th episode of the original Star Trek series from 1950 whatever.
- informing someone of something (like a software release) the moment it happens. "You should be informed Microsoft has released another minor update patch for the Internet Connection Wizard for Windows 95."
- insisting that their interpretation of any given topic is the correct one, with a twist of role playing games and choose-your-own adventure book titles to back their point up.
- fat arsed/ugly with no women in their life except for the mother, sister(s) or pr0n.
- skinny arsed with trimmed facial hair, glasses and a pony tail.
- always has the fastest Internet connection going and is constantly downloading something illegal from the latest p2p or file swarming network.
- doesn't like another person you class as a comic book guy (as comic book guys don't get on because they argue each other in circles and compete to download the latest video driver updates first then email them to the other one)
I left my MSN on auto file accept accidentally and went out. When I got home this comic book guy on my list had sent me about a hundred files he had downloaded off bit torrent. Most of it was pr0n or pictures of wizards from role play games.
by Cabji March 1, 2004
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Homeless Guy Bait

Sandwich(es), preferably egg salad.
"I'm gonna stop by the Deli to pick up some Homeless Guy Bait"
by Corey Trevor May 16, 2006
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token black guy

The lonley black guy in a big budget movie, who's sole purpose is to represent the "brothas" and say stuff like "dope", "yo", "what's up" and other words associated with UrbanDictionary.com :)
Every teen movie has em.

In scream3, Deon Richmond who played Tyson Fox was one.
by sk January 6, 2003
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hot guy syndrome

When a girl is so physically attracted to a guy that her heart stops for 3.7 seconds, her lungs begin to abruptly function incorrectly, she can't think straight, walk right, stand up, and then she feels like crying because of the face that boy has engraved in her heart (as well as that body my god daddy)
"He is so ugh I think I just caught hot guy syndrome!"
by Wellyah July 1, 2014
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