Ninja

A controversial gamer that needs to learn a few things on how to freestyle rap. Ninja could also be used when not enough movement is going around or being the reason Drake is famous.

I ninja'd drake.

Hey kids! I want to see more steering in those parts, ninja them! There is a reason you're not getting paid.

by Uncle Jim Joe November 23, 2020

Ninja shits

When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."

by Chupa Mi Verdga August 10, 2014

Ninja Sprinkler

When a Black man falls asleep with an erection, has a wet dream and shoots his load to the ceiling

Antwon pulled out a Ninja Sprinkler last night in our dorm room.

by Floppy jack October 21, 2011

Chelsea Peretti Is Cyborg Ninja

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Chelsea Peretti Is Cyborg Ninja

by Reninu March 15, 2025

porch ninja

a lazy ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja

by a lazy ninja October 26, 2013

brutal ninja

weird ass nigga who likes to see rud twerking but thats understandable who doesnt wanna see that

"damn why you acting like brutal ninja"
"brutal ninja has a massive cock"

by rduddy February 2, 2022

Ninja

Someone with KICK-ASS moves. They are practically impossible to see.

Guy 1: What was that?
Guy 2: Could be a ninja.

Guy 1: H-HOW CAN YOU BE SO C-C-CALM!?

by MagicalNarwhal August 24, 2011