Pissed on her strawberries

To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.

Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"

"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."

"What a dick."

by opfawcett August 24, 2015

Piss-Ant Town

A City which wont win anything, Over run by people with hidden agenda's. Its all Politics

Piss-Ant Town Adelaide

by Auriello Vidmar February 15, 2009

Piss my dick

To piss so hard it feels like your dick will blow out like an exploded cigar

The line at the ball game was so long I knew I was going to piss my dick.

by Comic83 July 6, 2015

Mid Piss Shivers

That shiver that runs down your spine mid piss, and throws urine all over the toilet seat.

"Dude, why did you piss all over my toilet seat?"

"Sorry man I had the mid piss shivers."

by Bellabob February 13, 2014

Piss the shit off

When you go to the toilet and the person before you has left shit on the bowl that hasn’t flushed

So you proceed to piss the shit off

I went to the toilet earlier today and there was shit remains in the bowl

Piss the shit off

by Therandomone February 4, 2018

Pinging his piss

Football term, used when a player is tikka takkaing his way around the team and dominating them anally

“Oh my god James Milner pinging his piss”

by Gaybear69 January 9, 2019

Post Nut Piss

When you have to piss after you nut

Post Nut Piss: Yo I just nutted now i have to piss

by Scratch&Sniff17 August 15, 2021