Peck's Law 

An unwritten law of physics that states that if an object is in free fall and you're trying to prevent it from dropping to the floor, it will always land far away from your hand.

Tried to catch that little Prilosec tablet. I don't see it anywhere; must've rolled under the bed. Peck's Law!

Peck's Law by pentozali April 26, 2010

Newton's Third Law 

When you're running and you can feel your penis flapping around.

No dude, I don't wanna run today - newton's third law always gets me...

Newton's Third Law by flagellum_mayor January 27, 2013

markovnikov's law 

(see brown precipitate)
Derived from Nelson Advanced Chemistry but not relating to markovnikov's law in any way.
Mistakenly used to identify a process in which, gas is passed over a heated nickel catalyst to produce a brown precipitate.

*someone follows through*
"I just proved markovnikov's law!"

markovnikov's law by Dominic June 4, 2004

Hasik's law 

Hasik's Law states that, of the people you know only over the Internet, you are connected to at least one of them by no more than two degrees of separation (i.e. friend of a friend).

It can be very amusing and philosophical thinking about who that person (or persons) might be.

alfred486: hey dude, whats up?
bernieX: not much, im just going out with my pal mike for a pizza tonight
alfred486: cool, i know a guy named mike who loves pizza
bernieX: not mike johnson, is it? short fat italian dude?
alfred486: actually, yeah it is...
bernieX: HOLY SHIT! WE BOTH KNOW MIKE!


Thus, Hasik's law holds true again.

Hasik's law by Bogus September 3, 2005

commercial law 

My annoying class that i'm taking this semester.

it is the worst course ever

commercial law by Mr G January 26, 2005

immigration law 

A law that will make america great again. Only bans some high terrorist areas. doesn't ban all muslims. OBAMA DID THE SAME THING. why riot against trump, when Obama literally did the same thing for LONGER.

Trump: "my immigration law to stop terrorism is to ban some high terrorism areas".
SJW: "RACIST, SEXIST, DIE, DIE, DIE, YOU HATE ALL MUSLIMS AND MEXICANS!!!!!"

immigration law by PrestinJS February 6, 2017

Martial Law 

Something that will most likely never happen in the US, as it would be considered highly unconstitutional.

COVID-19 happened, and Martial Law was never declared.

The massive Floyd protests also happened and Martial Law was never (officially) declared.

Martial Law would probably only be used as a last resort, as there are many better alternatives in this day and age.

Semi-woke Individual: If Martial Law were to happen, America would be akin to North Korea, and all the working class citizens of America would have to take a stand.

Martial Law by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 17, 2020