Retard Dick

A: A rather large dick. Refers to a joke that retarded men tend to have larger than average penises.

B: The rather large dick of a retard.

A: Due to his large penis, his friends gave him the sarcastic nickname "retard dick."

B: Bob: I heard Steve the retard has a huge dick!
Joe: Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

by dele33 March 8, 2008

ass dick

This is the word you yell at college basketball coaches when they make really stupid decisions.

"Grow some balls, ass dick!"

by pookie March 22, 2005

Copper dick

After having sex with a girl on her period, the bloody dick is referred to as a copper dick because of the taste.

I don't think she knew she was bloody because when she went to finish me off she got a mouthful of copper dick.

by fixer6969 June 23, 2010

Dick Togs

A form of swimming underwear, used mainly for sporting reasons or by really old seedy men at the beach.

Dude check out that fat guy in those Dick Togs.

by Jimmy Nix May 23, 2009

Dick Lock

An individual who loves penis, especially in the ass. Much like a boat lock, which can hold a large amount of boats, a dick lock can hold many dicks and loves doing so.

Dont be such a dick lock

Frigg off dick lock, I'm not your type

by Bubbles August 4, 2004

Dick Buttkiss

The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.

I knew a guy who couldn't sit down because of his Dick Buttkiss.

by drbinshore May 14, 2010

dick wad

jerk, bastard

don't be such a dick wad

by JO January 25, 2003