Moscow Hand Warmer

When one takes both hands and fists two different girls in the asshole.

Moscow Hand Warmers can keep your hands warm even during the most harsh Moscow winters.

by Chris the Arm Piss May 20, 2009

2nd hand bitch

This has 3 definitions:

1. when your girlfriend cheats on you behind your back

2. when you f*ck a gurl and then your friend hits that str8 after

3. when somebody fucks you over real bad

Ps Ruben From Maroubra Made Dis Up

1. i cant believe dis you 2nd hand bitch...you trifflin hoe etc...

2. let me get some of that 2nd hand bitch...

3. this madafukin 2nd hand bitch is playin games wif me

by BigMac10k November 27, 2007

Second-hand embarrassed

When someone does something so foolish, asinine, or awkward that you feel embarrassed FOR them.

Man, I was so second-hand embarrassed when that sang Call Me Maybe during karaoke.

Did you see just see that guy get slapped in the face by that girl? I'm so second-hand embarrassed for him.

by Hindenburg June 19, 2013

left hand man

1. In a wedding party, the next ranking groomsman after the best man. Often the X-factor at the bachelor party, and wedding reception responsible for turning things up a notch.

2. On a gang or team, the third ranking member. Often a wild card or tough guy.

"After winning and then losing 3 grand at the blackjack tables, I brought a couple strippers back to the bachelor party suite, and finished them both off. Just another night glorious night as a left hand man."

Historical examples: Mr. T in The A-Team, Zach Galifianakis in The Hangover, Dennis Rodman on the Chicago Bulls, Raphael from 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', Will Ferrel in 'Old School', Booger in 'Revenge of the Nerds',

by buster chestnutz March 27, 2010

British Standard Handful

A unit of breast volume: the amount that will fit in one cupped hand. Sometimes jokingly referred to as a standard unit, with the inside of Henry VIII's right hand being the defining volume.

Sarah's boobs are just the right size as far as I'm concerned: one British Standard Handful.

by germanophone January 22, 2009

dive on the hand grenade

To seduce an ugly girl so that your buddy can score with her attractive friend. This expression comes from the act of war-time bravery where a soldier would sacrifice himself to save his buddies. If you're out on the prowl with a mate and he is making progress with a fox, it is his friend's duty to chat up and seduce the pretty girl's ugly friend so that your buddy is free to leave with the hotty.

Dude, tonight it's your turn to dive on the hand grenade.

by Bradboy January 10, 2007

Unholy Hand Grenade

The act of flatulating in small inanimate object (usually a pillow or stuffed animal) for the purpose of delivering its putrid payload to the olfactory sensors of an unsuspecting bystander.

While Cliff was passed out on the sofa I lobbed an unholy hand grenade at his face. Hilarity ensued.

by JoNeBoY August 14, 2010