Blimp Tits

Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake.

Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin

For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD

Stacy: Katie! What happened to your chest?
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

The Tits and The Cooter

ADJ. Analogous to the Phrase "the cock and the balls," meaning awesome. Can be used to describe the outcome of an event as especially wonderful. Emphasis is placed on the "and" in the phrase to signify the superiority of the tits and the cooter to just the tits.

Person: That Party was the tits and the cooter

by RDSII October 5, 2011

Wiggy Tits

Tits that be covered with a wig.

Yo, Mariah Carey's got Wiggy Tits on that magazine cover!

by Damn those buttz April 27, 2011

titty tit

When your girls nipples are so big (pepperoni nipples) it look like your tits have tits on them.

My daddy said that my mommy has big ole titty tits because she is a fat whore.

by Long dick Nick February 19, 2018

eggplant tits

The result of the lovechild between a transgendered ape with saggy tits and an eggplant.

Dude, eggplant tits are so hot. I want to marry one.

by cumonyoureggplanttits January 4, 2014

Jacket tits

A woman who looks like she has big tits but in reality it's all jacket. It's an optical illusion her small tits are made to look big because of her jacket.

Who's she kiddin they're jacket tits.

by Motherchuckler September 12, 2014

Bottomless Tit

A person wit big ass titties

“Alexa got bottomless tits dude”

by @hbk._.kk on insta January 16, 2020