Shit Vortex

When you fart in a vehicle going down the road and you crack the window for a second to create a vortex so everyone riding with you can share the aroma

If your going to shit roll the window down all the way and stop with the shit vortex.

by Wingnut November 23, 2014

shit jacker

Someone who views pornography while taking a shit

Man I was at work today trying to go to the bathroom one of them shit jackers was in there for 30 minutes

by Streetworx June 12, 2018

Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.

Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.

by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020

shit marak

extremely drunk, to the point where you are just able to breathe.

''have a good night last night?'' ''aye,i was shit marak''

by Nesty... January 4, 2012

Shit coma

when you shit so hard that you fall asleep while shitting

I shit so hard that I went into shit coma on the bowl

by ASAP Juul August 10, 2017

Synchronized Shitting

When you and your best buds shit together, at the same time.

Synchronized shitting really brought us closer together, man.

by reaganstump January 14, 2017

shit wake

When your shit smells so bad, you let off a trail of stench behind you as you walk around.

you cannot smell this trail your self, due to the fact that you were just in toilet and smelt the worst of it thus being desensitized.

"woo wee! you got a mega shit wake happening dude!"

by poopooman1111 April 7, 2011