The Pumpkin Game

It is indescribable. But.. we will attempt to metaphor. You open up a can of creativity and see what spills out. This is a game that attempts to disprove Newton's Law by showing that in the realms of the imagination, the force to smash a fictional pumpkin is not always met by an equal and opposing force to save the aforementioned fictional pumpkin.

Scenario A:
Bob: I have drawn a Pumpkin
Smead: I will now squash your pumpkin by drawing a hammer hanging precariously above it.
Bob: (pondering...) Bun of a Snitch...
Smead: Your turn.
Bob: (Scribbling) Hold on. There is now a gigantic sponge on top of my pumpkin. My sponge absorbs the shock of your hammer.
Smead: So we do this back and forth until somebody slips up and overlooks one of the multiple threats lurking around the pumpkin, or else (on the opposing side) fails to threaten its safety?
Bob: Pretty much, yep.
Smead: Wait--who blocks with a sponge?
Bob: I do.
Smead: This game is weird.
(loud clapping)
The End Of Scenario A

(there is no Scenario B)

So let me get this straight... Spiderman, with his extra gigantic and somehow magical bean-bag frisbee managed to block ALL of my bullets I shot at your pumpkin?!?! Fine! Fine! I am drawing a nuke! Take THAT, web-shooter! Can't block that? Then The Pumpkin Game is over!

by Tommy's Hill Figures May 27, 2014

Empire Gaming

An excellent example of a Garry's Mod Star Wars Roleplay server, done right. Prevailing over other communities due to it's excellent support.

Hey Tucker from Empire Gaming why are you such a minge?
It's in my nature *Cheeky grin*

Hey Staticiser can you do some lua for Empire Gaming?
WhAt LuA 0_0

Hey rooster can you run an event?
Woof!

Hey Kix, mind if you help me with the Empire Gaming Website?
Sure, I'll solve your error now.

Hey Mega, I love Empire Gaming!

Of course you do ya gronk!

Hey Dragz who's your favourite singer?
XXXTentacles

by SuperCoyote August 19, 2018

Fluke Game

When someones transformes to an unstoppable prime Michael Jordan Flu Game clutch god for just one game then becomes absolute dogshit for the rest of the season

Oh my god there is no stopping Samuel! Na bro he is just having a fluke game he will be shit next game

by I know everything kid August 23, 2023

game marriage

When a gay male wedding is to take place, it is often refered to as a game marriage

Anthony says, 'Did you hear about Kyle and Chris's game marriage'
Yosuke replies, 'Oh no but I am not surprised.'

by Burnzer October 15, 2015

bored games

Games to play when one is Bored. These can usually be played with minimal equipment, and include both muti, and singleplayer games that pass the time.

Notable examples include War, Speed, Solitaire, I Spy, 20 Questions, Thumb Wrestling, the Squares Game and Hangman.

Bored Homie: You wanna play Speed?
Impatient Homie: Any Bored Games would be an improvement.

by Gnappy October 8, 2021

game square

the game square is what the 1game cube is called after it has been thoroughly shoved through the rectum in an intense hour of hornyness during the coronavirus pandemic

Damn y’all, did you see Logan? He’s in the hospital because of the game square stuck in his asshole

by mikehuntinyourpussy March 23, 2020

Elbow Game

The greatest play in the history. Created by High school basketball coach John Bydook, its sole purpose is to annihilate an opponent within a span of 15 seconds.

“Dude lets run Passing game!”
“Nah man, Elbow game is better.”

by fortnitedurr12 February 22, 2022